Every weekend I retire to the field with the healthy intention of not treating more human specimens than the strictly necessary, husband, children and even myself (which is not easy to cope) and surround myself with more benign and therapeutic beings, in my opinion, trees and dogs.There are also little birds, ants, spiders, I listen to a rooster from time to time and some cunning and ugly cats, with which I sympathize, they sneak into the farm.

One of the greatest gratifications that my life has (see if I am simple) is to sit down to read or write outdooby unknown paths until faint.

In old normality I exercised with classic ballet.I no longer dance anything, however, the pandemic has taken us as much as it has given us and I have developed a new and very addictive hobby: hiking.

I wear comfortable boots, active a specific application (I use Wikiloc Premium) and hand the appropriate gadgets, without which it can even be dangerous, and to the sidewalk!.Earth, blue sky or not (such as a good northern, I am a friend of the cloud) Forests of Pino Albar or Wild Pine, Robledales, Acebedas, Encinares, Fresnededas, Elizabethan Butterflies, Folder Lagartijas, Sapillos Pintojos, Cartigas, the Iberian Imperial Eagle ...One moment!I don't know that species, is it the Civil Guard?Are you talking to me? _ I look back.

_It, the use of mask is mandatory.

_ I know agent, but I am the only bipedal creature in kilometers (in addition to you).

We always carry the mask, wherever we are, at the top of the mountain and alone.Is the law.

_A absurd law, don't you think? _ I answer while I take my covers out of my pocket and place it in place smiling with my eyes.

_ That is better, good morning.

Good morning, agent.

They leave, I start the mask (when the law is irrational, the rational is to disobey) I put it back in my pocket and continue along my anacoreta and happy path, thinking of the most absurd moments in history and in the most unusual lawsof which I have news:

One day I fell a shoe on the roads of the Paris Mettrain.

Did you know that in Estonia is punished while playing chess?Villancia is considered, although it is most suggestive to me.

In Thailand you can't go out without underwear.Good for cystitis!A good life begins with good panties.

In Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to lie with a woman and his daughter at the same time, wasn't there a song called "Bolivian regret"?I am going to listen to it.

In Denmark no one can launch their vehicle if there is someone under it.I would say that doing the opposite is very ugly.

In Russia, a law does not allow dirty cars to be driven.I celebrate it!

In the Italian city of Tropea there is a law that says who can be in swimsuit and who does not.Makes sense! Frankly.

If they travel to London, carry umbrella and katiuskas, but most importantly, nor do they think of dying in Parliament, which is strictly prohibited.By the way, if they have the plague, they do not rise to a taxi or will be punished by law;If they kill some other individual or carry a body, whatever their origin, it is prohibited to transport it by taxi.

Did they know that, in the United Kingdom, a man who feels obliged to urinate in public can do it as long as he points to the wheel of his car and keep his right hand supported by him?I don't find it crazy at all.

In Los Angeles it is not allowed to lick the toads and in Blythe (also California) it is not legalTo the Community of Madrid.

In Australia it is illegal to use mini shorts pinks from noon on Sundays.I would also import that rule and do it extensively to all colors and days of the week.Do you know that wearing camouflage garments constitutes a crime in some Caribbean countries?A very successful decision!Some summers have come to curse the moment when men discovered the art of textile stamping.

In Bahrain gynecologists must examine women's genitals through a mirror because doing so directly is not legal.What can I say?I would illegalize heterosexual male gynecologists.It is something that I have never understood.A very murky matter.Forgive me.

Eating gum in the streets of Singapore is punished with up to two years in jail (as in my house) and in New Jersey, it is prohibited to sip the soup.As God commands!

In Israel, it is forbidden to put your finger in your nose on Saturdays, and what do you tell me about the rest?

In these jocular reveries transit through the steep sierra without seeing a soul and even less a body, when suddenly:

_It, the use of mask is mandatory.

_ I know agent, but I am the only bipedal creature in kilometers (in addition to you).Do they give circles around me?_ I answer while I take my covers out of my pocket and put it in your place smiling with my eyes.

_ That is better, good morning.

Good morning, agent _ me quito la mascarilla (¡¡desobedecer!!) la guardo en el bolsillo y continúo por mi senda remota.