Internet is undoubtedly the greatest compilation of knowledge that humanity has ever created.Any doubt that you can have, you will find the answer -not before going through three or four conspiracy theories of the most bizarre-.It is not strange that people go to this library in times of doubt and uncertainty, venturing to ask their partners Internet users that our brain can have.

On the other side of the ring we have adolescence, a complicated era in which sometimes it is difficult to find our place in the world that opens before us.Many, over time, will become authentic teachers of the different masturbation schools, but no one was born.

The Internet is a great school for everything that is concerned, not for anything half network are ladies with little budget to acquire clothes (and who is free of sin, to show its navigation history).Not surprising.Of course, sometimes the questions are not up to the teachers.

Can you know if I masturbate through a blood test?

At first, it always shares that you know that you shake the snake, and more if they are the parents.If you have doubts about anything, Forocoches can be the best and worst place to go.But if your question enters the field of stupidity...Well, you will find answers like "You are going to have the levels of cloud masturbitis" or "only in urine", and these are the lightest.

Can I pregnant someone for masturbating in the shower?

The shower, that place where we can enjoy our intimacy, without anyone bothering us.But of course, if you share the shower and, suddenly, your sister appears pregnant at home is practically impossible not to consider...Will I have made an involuntarily lannister?Luckily for this boy, Yahoo users are much friendlier than forocoches.

Is it normal to masturbate when you hear your parents make love?

One of the most traumatic experiences of childhood is surely that moment when you hear your parents practice sex and you know what is happening.It is not the most common in the world that gives you to give you self -call.But hey, each one has their philias and tastes, we are nobody to judge, even if we are doing it.

How much do you have to masturbate to get blind?

This smells like a joke, but considering that the threat of blindness is one of the most recurring among those who say it is bad, are we sure that someone in the world has not asked that question and has decided to transfer it to the well ofknowledge that is yahoo answers.Obviously, the question demanded troll answers, even with the calculator in the hand.

Is it true that when you masturbate you no longer grow?

A world of canijos.Of blind canijos.Although this question makes you ask certain questions about hobbits.

When I masturbate, a (delicious) white liquid comes out...

To leave is normal.What we are not so clear that this doctrine of "I don't know what it is, so I like it is very normal.".Hopefully your next question is not "can I get pregnant eating semen?".

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